Funny Husband Wife JOke

Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder.
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
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Funny Political Parties Jokes

Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress    on sale @ OLX...

after defeat...

Sonia says.. bech de.....
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bh

Funny Whatsapp Joke

A Russian visiting India goes for an eye check up..

The Eye Doctor shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ' to the Russian..

Doctor: Can you read this??

Russian: Read?? I even know the guy..

Funny Rajnikant Special Jokes Collection

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. 
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... 
Do u know about Rajnikant......???? 
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't g

Funny Message Story Joke

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impressio

Funny GF BF Phone Chat Joke

Girfriend and boyfriend on
phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner
mein?
Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein
karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan
sa serial dekha, kaun sa song
suna....
Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki
how shuld RBI fight these
inflationary trends wit

Best Sharabi Hindi Joke

i m laughing frm 5 mins, can't resist frm sharing 
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar
Aaya,
Aur Sote-Sote Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho
Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka
Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.
Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya,
Jaise Hi
Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd G